whatismgmt:

Do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life

buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

gwnstacys:

Do you watch Game of Thrones?

#never in my life have i related to a post more

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

enattendantlesoleil:

maven-of-your-strings:

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

how to not make friends and annoy the shit out of people 101

good, then i’m right on track

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

HW